Say goodbye to your soft-boiled side with this bold and hilarious "No More Mr. Rice Guy" tee. Made with buttery-soft, lightweight fabric and just the right amount of stretch, this shirt delivers comfort with a side of sass. Whether you're stepping out spicy or just tired of being everyone’s side dish, this tee says it all — with carbs and confidence.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit
• Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Soft on the outside, savage on the inside. No more Mr. Rice Guy.
Sizing
Standard unisex sizing unless the listing says otherwise -- check the size chart on this page before ordering. Since everything is made to order, we can't swap sizes after the fact.
Made to order
Nothing is printed until you order it. That means a couple of extra days before your order ships, but it also means less waste and no dead stock sitting in a warehouse. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, then it ships.
Shipping
Shipping time is on top of production time -- once your order ships, standard delivery is typically 3–7 business days within the US. You'll get a tracking link by email the moment it's on its way.
